To set the internet straight, and main stream media (which now wikipedia seems to claim the right to), we are going to look to our visitors for one, ever so important, definition. Wikipedia currently defines some key components to one of the oldest hobbies in the world -Drinking. For instance:
Pre-Party-A “pre-party”, also known as “pre-gaming”, “pre-funking” or “pre-function”, is an informal name for a party held prior to main events including: school dances, weddings, birthday parties, raves, or bar/bat mitzvahs. These are usually short and sometimes involve guests getting ready (putting on makeup, clothes, etc.) for the main event. After a pre-party, the guests usually leave at the same time to arrive at the main event together. Often, “pre-gaming” includes drinking alcohol before the party so one is “buzzed” before the actual party.
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Drunkenness is the state of being intoxicated by consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, flushed face, reddened eyes, reduced inhibition, hiccupping and uncharacteristic behavior. Drunkenness can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Additionally, consuming excessive amounts of alcohol may lead to a hangover the next day.
Drunk Greeks
But there is one that means more to us than any of the others. One that has managed to slip under the radar of the wikipedia revolution. Since Wikipedia is a collection of articles from industry experts, we decided to put the definition of “keg Party” into the hands of our guests. We are asking you to submit, in the comments area, your definition of keg party – based on your experiences, not a holistic view of societies. The guest who’s definition we select will receive the first of many giveaways here at keepatap.com… That is the very first Keepatap Patented Keg Tap Lock. In addition, we will submit it to Wikipedia as the official definition. We are going to make bold assumption that who ever has the most enticing definition of a keg party, probably has developed their ideas based on a series of keg parties of their own. We want to ensure that those keep going, and the beer keeps flowing. Our Keg Tap Lock will ensure that.
We are looking forward to you comments and definitions
